On the funny side

Got a letter from Grandma the other day. She writes.....

The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a
"honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker.

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT.........

• Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations, when smoking is prohibited there?
• Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment.......

EXPLANATIONS FOR SPEEDING......
(not sure if actual true statements)

• I need to get to the gas station before the fuel runs out.

ACTUAL STATEMENTS MADE BY DRIVERS INVOLVED IN ACCIDENTS ON THEIR INSURANCE CLAIM FORMS....
(Unbelievable but true, these statements are NOT fictional, every statement you are reading was given in writing as cause for the accident.)

• I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

God and Davidson

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St.Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

A Father's Wisdom

A young man had just gotten his driver's license and inquired of his father, if they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal with his son. "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut and we'll talk about the car."

Driver's License

Blonde Driver